Thursday, January 29, 2009

The Future Internet

"29 years from now, data will be kept on the facets of crystals and information will be stored on proteins and personal data etched on our DNA.

Shaking hands with someone will validate your identity to each other and contact information will be sent via proteins and small currents in our skin through the salt perspiration to the other person.


The moisture in the air will be the medium of transmission, much like radio waves are now, and every breath you take you will inhale streaming data from all over the planet, mainly consisting of advertisements.

Through our bodies and the moisture in the air, we will be constantly connected electrically to each other and if needed, transmit our thoughts to those we have validated and who have allowed us to receive our thought transmissions.

Then, you will be constantly, directly connected to each other via the Internet. It will be called The Grid."

by Faerathialis of The Allerian Geographic Society

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Reality: Just Accept It

No matter how many times you try to avoid it...

Just accept it.


Sent in by ifx of ctrl+alt+ins

Saturday, January 24, 2009

If You Seek Amy

All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to...


Nice play to get free marketing, Brit and Co. (people whining about the lyrics) but back in my day we were WAY more rebellious - openly!

We had songs like
I WANT YOUR SEX
Simple, open rebellion
o ya

You kids these days are just WIMPS YAH
BRING IT
OH ITS ALREADY BEEN BROUGHT-TED

Friday, January 23, 2009

The Wrestler: A Movie I Will Never See

I have been watching more television lately. No reason, besides being up later and not being able to do anything.


I have seen this Trailer now 48 times. I have seen the small 'teaser' version and the longer 'make you cry before it's over' version.

I have not seen it yet but read that it got nominations galore and already won 14 different awards - and I will STILL never see this movie.

Why? Not because it's a drama, a nice change from all the negative action and horror films that seem to be around. Not because it's got Rourke or whatsername, because they are both good, no doubt. It is because after seeing the trailers on TV over and over, I have already had tears in my eyes too many times.

It will be too good a drama and I will cry and I am not in the mood or have the energy. I SHAKE MY FIST AT YOU, MOVIE, YOU WILL NOT HAVE ME!

Monday, January 12, 2009

The Show Starts In Ten Minutes



Love it. I play this in the background while I cruise the Information Superhighway.

Say it, Information Superhighway. Let's all call it that again from now on.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Stupid Orange

I dropped an orange section and can't find it, so that means I'll either step in it, make a mess by rolling the chair over it, or find it hard as heck later on

I don't even know why I eat oranges, they are either too tart, too tangy, too hard, too mushy or too sweet, get lost

If they weren't good for you I've have nothing to do with them

Plus, it's a stupid color