I know that Bing is Microsoft's competitor to Google, which took over the Reins Of Internet Mastery from Yahoo and Webcrawler of the Old Days of the Information Superhighway and searches - what I don't get is what the hell is wrong with their search capabilities.
I'll post captures when I get around to it, but let me just state off the top that I try to give them the benefit of the doubt. I like Windows, avoid Macs like they are the plague (They are) and try to use Bing to help out ol'MS but their search engine is like drinking day old coffee.
What the hell is up with the results? I try to use more keywords, hell I've used whole sentences, as if I was at AskJeeves (which Oprah professed to like IIRC) but still Bing gave retarded results. It was as if it was finding all the useful sites that had the exact information on what I was searching for and deliberately holding those back. Seriously. It was trolling me and giving me everything BUT the ones that were the most useful. WHAT THE HELL MAN
So then I end up going over to TakeOverTheWorldGoogle and use the same keywords. In the first few results is exactly what I was looking for. Dude. Hire some new programmers Bing, take it down and start from scratch, something. Something is wrong with your results, they stink like pickled egg dog farts. What the hell man.
I still use Bing. I like their image layout and the whole place seems so darn nice to use with their fancy pictures and ...ease of use. Google is so Plain Jane it's annoying and I find my brain wracking itself just to get some stimulation perusing TheMastersWhiteness over there, until I get to the website I want. At least I can get to what I want. C'mon Bing, put on some leg warmers and work things out man.
